Sensei Co-codamol

Sensei Co-codamol is an ancient master bent on turning Boris to the path of Chaos. He appears as a strange Asian man wearing clown makeup, but this belies his extremely dangerous ability to influence Dark Matter and piss. He first encounters Boris during his escape from Tiananmen Square in 1989, and meets his end during the climactic prequel saga, as Boris crushes Sensei with 360 metric tons of solid gold.

Story
Not much is known about Sensei Co-codamol, except for his chronic addiciton to painkillers and his drive to convert the young Boris to the side of Chaos, in order to tap into the adolescent warrior's unrealised potential. He initially appears to Boris claiming to be a former Bogdanoff disciple, and saying he can help Boris defeat the Lords of the Stock Realm. Boris quickly realises Sensei's deception, after catching him bumping ketamine in the bathroom and shitting in the urinals, and promptly battles the old master. Despite losing their initial fight after Sensei kicks him in the balls, Boris manages to escape. Sensei continues to search for Boris while Boris enters the Hyperbolic Time Chamber to train for their inevitable rematch. Sensei meanwhile, spreads Chaos throughout the Gold Realm, hoping to lure Boris into another fight. Eventually, the two meet again in Zanzibar. This time Boris fucking kills the old man, and manages to restore Order to Gold Realm. The return of Sensei Co-codamol has been teased numerous times, but nothing has been confirmed by the writers.

Abilities

 * Ability to control Chaos and Dark Matter
 * Record long piss stream
 * Strength of a charging rhino
 * Asian