Quirky Cat

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Quirky 'Serbian Slayer' Cat was an opponent of Boris until his abduction by Mossad and his later execution in the Israeli capital Tel Aviv. It was his birthright to challenge Boris, as his father [REDACTED] was slaughtered by Boris in the Heavenly War.

Trivia

 * Dislikes Serbs STRONGLY
 * Can stomach a Croat
 * Sees Bosniaks as an essential evil
 * Was reported to have a penile member of length 7.5", much larger than average for a cat
 * Enjoys listening to Muse and Coldplay