Borismobile Mark II

After the destruction of his beloved Toyota Yaris at the hands of Wojak, Boris sought out The Mechanic, an ancient smith who created Thor's hammer Mjolnir and invented folded Nippon steel. For the price of 5 tonnes of gold and a couple of rollies he created the Borismobile Mark II, which is still in Boris' arsenal of Boristech vehicles.

Features

 * Speeds of up to 30,000km/s, increased to roughly 287,000km/s (approaching lightspeed) when using Boris' integrated RDS-46 reactor
 * Gold plated exterior and interior, carefully camouflaged to avoid UWG detection
 * Custom alloy rims made of pure Ethereum, perfect for the hazardous roads of the Stock Realm
 * Smoke launcher (activated by rolling down windows)
 * Emergency condoms in the glove compartment
 * Seats 5 people