The Mission of Boris

The machniations of the mind of Boris are deep and convoluted leading to an almost unintelligible plan of action. Despite the difficulties of mortal comprehension of the plan of action, Boris is eternally grateful for new followers to become subsevient minds of the Mission of Boris.

How to become a Follower of Boris in his blessed Mission
Becoming a follower of Boris is suprisingly easy, even for a mortal mind. Howver easy it may be, the path of Boris is fraught with danger and psychic anguish. Only attempt to align yourself with Boris if you truly accept him in your mortal mind and are willing to succumb to his control.

This short video will explain all you need to know to align yourself with the path of Boris. Follow the required steps and you will be contacted shortly by astral beings on the verge of your comprehension.