Seed of Boris

The Seed of Boris was the crystalised form of Boris' semen, retrieved from the tarmac of the A23 sometime in 2019, which was preserved and put on display within the Church of Der Boris. It was the prized centrepiece of the archives and was the subject of much worship. Local Borisian experts attempted to use trace amounts of it to cause instances of miraculous conception within women, but these experiments were stopped when it was revealed in January 2020 that Boris is in fact infertile following the complete and utter destruction of his penis during his battle with The Bogdanoff Twins

The Seed of Boris attained sentience on the 23rd of July 2020, and left the church grounds following much destruction. Experts theorise that the seed was attempting to return to its rightful owner, as local layer-matrix machines picked up abnormal trans-planar activity when it disappeared, indicating that it used its inert Borisian powers to travel through dimensions to return to Boris.