BORCON

BORCON is an alert system created by the UWG to define the current level of Boris-related disaster across the world. The BORCON alert system augmentation has been surgically implanted in every human born since 1990, meaning that a significant portion of the world's population can subconsciously detect when a random Boris event (RBE) is about to occur.

The BORCON system has 5 levels, which are as follows:

BORCON 5
The planet exists continuously in the state known as BORCON 5, which indicates to all implanted individuals that Boris is still alive and well, and that his operations continue undeterred. Citizens are warned via a proximity-triggered alarm when Boris enters within 600km of them, during which extreme caution should be applied to every movement and action.

BORCON 4
BORCON 4 is reserved for when Boris has begun to execute one of his many schemes, and indicates a moderate level of alert to all implanted individuals. During BORCON 4, martial law is in effect globally, and UWG militias are dispatched to both locate Boris and to spread the peace. Bogdabots begin to enter an agitated state from this alert forward, where they force their hosts to become immediately hostile to Boris upon first contact.

BORCON 3
BORCON 3 was canonically first reached when Boris and Boy Sminem managed to breach into the Stock Realm in their pursuit of The Bogdanoff Twins, during which the UWG began to deploy the Borisyte special forces towards the duo. BORCON 3 warns the general public that Boris' machinations are coming to a peak, and that the global population should prepare for a mass exodus to Bogdangrad on Mars in case of planetary catastrophe.

BORCON 2
As soon as the alert system reaches BORCON 2, mass evacuation begins across the globe. Important public figures such as Benjamin Netanyahu, The Rothschild Family, and David Cage are rapidly escorted onto high-speed spacecraft capable of reaching orbital flight in less than 30 seconds from launch. BORCON 2 was first reached when Sminem began to engage The Bogdanoff Twins, with Boris not far behind. This alert was temporarily dropped to BORCON 3 once the Bogdanoffs successfully managed to terminate Boy Sminem.

BORCON 1
This alert, which is of the highest level, indicates that Boris has become a direct threat to the existence of the planet. Evacuation measures are accelerated sixfold and experimental warheads created by the UWG, which have the yield necessary to atomise the planet, are primed as soon as 80% of the global population has been evacuated. This alert level was reached when, upon witnessing Sminem's death, Boris subconsiously released the limiters on his RDS-46 warhead, successfully attaining his RDS-46 form for the first time.