The Church of Der Boris

The Church of Der Boris is an underground religious movement founded in late 18th century BC by an unknown individual. The faith revolves around the worship of the titular Boris, an ancient Thetan superweapon created at the beginning of time, who is locked in an eternal battle with The Bogdanoff Twins and the United World Governments.

The faith features a number of ancient scriptures unearthed from pre-human archeological sites around the globe, heralding an anomalous event known by the church as the [LEVEL VI EDUCATION LEVEL REQUIRED], which the church attempts to gather followers in preparation for.

The church of Der Boris organises its members by rank of education, split into a number of levels which either grant or forbid access to certain segments of its holy scripture. Members are expected to devote their entire lives to the worship of Boris, and to study these ancient documents as a way of furthering their understanding of the faith. The elite top members of the Church of Der Boris are capable of accessing the most delicate secrets of the archives, and are said to be in sporadic contact with Boris himself.