The First Test of the RDS-46 Soviet Era Warhead (Prototype)

In (REDACTED YEAR) Boris made an urgent, ragged telephone call to Jack, informing him that he was outside in his (MODEL UNKNOWN) DAF Truck. Jack, ever willing to serve, joined Boris in the front seat. Unquestioning, Jack allowed Boris to drive him through the night in silence, staring in awe as his grizzled features were illuminated by the light of the three cigarettes in his mouth. After many miles, they arrived at their destination; a dark, eerie, detached house in the middle of a sleepy suburb, the only light seemingly glowing from the cheap Christmas lights adorning the outside of Boris' current abode.

Boris lit up another seven cigarettes, stepping out of his car into the chilled, December air. Jack followed him as Boris gestured to be quiet, soon realising what he had gotten himself into: two mutant, skeletal, crab-like beings watched the pair from above. Jack was afraid, but continued for Him. Boris reached behind his sofa, unveiling a large, clunky, Soviet Era warhead (which would later be known as the RDS-46 (prototype)). He informed Jack that he was the only man who could do this, and lit up five more cigarettes out of respect.

As Boris retreated outside, he nodded curtly to Jack before turning his back, so as not to risk regaining his emotions. Jack detonated the warhead, and both he and the mutants were destroyed. Boris felt nothing for his deceased friend, as is his prerogative. What he did feel, however, was awe at the sheer power of the warhead. It had not only destroyed his home, but every home in a twenty-mile radius. Boris himself was, of course, unscathed, but the same could not be said for any of the town's residents.

Boris moved on to the next town, and built himself a new RDS-46 warhead, which he became one with. He would later go on to test his new power, leading to the destruction of the Buckinghamshire Rothschild Properties.