United World Governments

The United World Governments (UWG) is a coalition of the world's most powerful individuals - an organisation whose intent it is to put the common man down through cloak-and-dagger operations that subtly affect the average man's everyday life, such as introducing video games to society, expanding the borders of Israel, and using ancient Indian mythology to engineer a genetically perfect humanity. In the canon of Boris, the United World Governments are a recurring antagonistic force who seek to abduct Boris to use his infinite nuclear energy for their own diabolical plans.

Origin
The UWG have existed from the beginning of the neolithic era, where an enclave of humans discovered the Akashic Records hidden deep in an Israeli cave system, enlightening them to both the past and future truths of the world. Because of this, they were able to predict the awakening of Boris, and so established the UWG in order to facilitate his capture and subsequent experimentation. In modern-day society, the UWG are the puppetmasters of all known organised human dwellings, and have implemented directives such as chem trails and sugar-free carbonated beverages in an effort to sedate and indoctrinate the populace into their vile ideology.

Known Affiliates

 * The Bogdanoff Twins
 * Wojak
 * Pepe the Frog
 * Benjamin Netanyahu
 * The Rothschilds
 * Israel
 * Cheryl Cole
 * Test Specimen 4098