Depleted Boris

''This page is about one of Boris' forms. To see a more comprehensive directory of Boris' various forms and transformations, see Boris (Disambiguation)''

Depleted Boris is one of Boris' forms. When Boris' internal TOBACCERY has not absorbed its daily requirement of nicotine, Boris begins the slow and painful transformation into Depleted Boris. In this form, all of Boris' exceptional aptitudes are reduced to that of a small child diagnosed with fetal alcohol syndrome, and his internal RDS-46 warhead becomes partially inactive, unable to produce power via fission. His skin colour loses its green luster, and he becomes unable to form complete sentences or comprehend rational thought, commonly responding to general queries with 'muh ciggies' or 'muh gold'.

Powers and Abilities
In his weakened state, Depleted Boris is unable to do much of anything, and spends much of his time curled up in his truck, as seen during the 2017 Boris manga hiatus which left Depleted Boris cowering for a full year in his truck after his victory against Wojak during the Ethereum War in the Stock Realm. Boris gains the following powers in his Depleted form:
 * Nothing